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After realizing that the efforts to cease these sudden Latin rhythms on the battlefield were outnumbered by how many of these dancing mercenaries were capable of being fired, the Administrator allows her secretary and her body cleaner, Miss Pauling, one week off of her regular duties for a new assignment - revisiting and analyzing the foreign, barbaric concept of “friendship” and figuring out what’s so fun about it. 

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